there are several things improbable about this.
1. not a football fan. (or really… just about any sports)
2. i’m built like a stick, or jack skellington, so my playing football? i’d have to be a kicker.
3. while i’m tall enough to REACH space… i’ve never actually BEEN there.
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i did not know that this was a spongebob quote, despite my having recently acquired nearly all of spongebob
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